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Mr. Darcy: Hey, I just met you

Mr. Darcy: and this is crazy

Mr. Darcy: but I came to town to convince my best friend not to marry your sister because your family is so much below him, but when I met you at the ball, I began to fall for you because you’re snarky, quick-witted, well-spoken, intelligent, and I find that you have the most beautiful green eyes. I’m a sucker for your eyes.

Mr. Darcy: so call on me maybe?